Kai funnies

I want to write these down so I don't forget them. Kai was so funny yesterday.
Me: it's a nice day we should get some sun
Kai: yeah so I can be a sunbeam

Then later when we are getting in the car
Me: kai, you can take your toy, but it has to stay in the car at the store.
Kai: why?
Me: so they don't think you stole it.
Kai: why?
Me: because if they think you stole it they will lock your hands behind your back and you won't be able to move them
Kai: I will break that lock

What makes that even funnier is when we left the store he tried to still a helium balloon by grabbing hold of it and walking right on out. I guess my story and threats don't scare him one bit.

As I was trying to leave the parking lot I went the wrong way, as I am still getting used to this place.
Me: crap I can't turn left here
Kai: mom, you gotta get a whistle
Me: why?
Kai: so you can stop these cars